User blog:Multimoog/Oh, Wampires.

So after doing a little research to see what all the fuss was about, I am now upset that all humans are not constantly making fun of Twilight with every waking moment. Two things I found depressing. A, of course, is that a publisher saw the manuscript and just knew teen girls would lap it up, regardless of the quality (and setting their standards for literature at the checkout-line-mass-market-romance-novel-level for life). B is that the popularity of the series pretty much demanded that it be made into at least one movie - like, the movie studios saw the books, slumped their shoulders, sighed, and just got to the inevitable task. This of course led to a trailer, which I saw and thought for five minutes might be a cool teen horror movie, until I found out what the books were like. Now I feel filthy, and no water will cleanse me. No herbal soaps will scrub me. If, like I used to be in a more innocent age, you're unfamiliar with what in Sam Hill Twilight is, just read this and consider yourself done with the subject.